australiansanta:

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

(via acomas)

shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

(via trust)

nutthing:

r u from europe because europiece of shit

(Source: phineasomg, via trust)

vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

(Source: simpl-ic-ity, via thisboythatgirl)